Friday, August 8, 2008

so lets break break BRAKE it down

where has iroCca been!!sorry folks.its been a week for the kids.the yazza has held it down. but since im here lets be useful..

AMERICAS BEST DANCE CREW


..helllo?anyone there?WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?after last nites decision, im deciding to completely take a hater hiatus ((my nigga wale, BIG UPS TO DC!)) because i have no idea what randy jacksons PANSY ass is doing with this show. i need clarification on a couple things you know, maybe its me, maybe im in the dark...SOMEBODY PLEASE LET A NIGGA KNOW.

1. the judges...WHY WHY WHY.lil mama is the scum of the earth, i scraped her cousin off my shoe this morning. shane, ok...ill give it to him.hes knowledge-ABLE, but he acts retarded sometimes.jc...JC CHASEZ.NSYNCCCCC ANYONE?im not hating on the boys!i was a serious nsyncer until we had to say bye bye bye to groups of 5 fags at a time. but for whatttttt reason is he a judge on this show. does he contribute anything??the judges are shit. period.undeserving.but lets not get on the HOST. mario lopez? we're not serious are we? SLATER??...to sum this all up im convinced that slater and shane have a thing going on, they go on double dates with lil wayne and kanye.((ya'll aint know!!?)), lil mama and missy had a rendezvous last week, and jc called his former band member LANCE to see if he knows any guys who were "interested"..IM THRU.

2. fanny pack..NOW.clearly they should have won the entire show.and notttt just because im an 80s child lost in this new millen!they were solid as shit! the dance moves, the creativity, the ideas, the LOOK...they were just ON.and the removal of them from the show has ONCE AGAIN proved to me that reality tv is blurring the line between fantasy and reality.FAUX FAUX FUR is what it is...fuckery.

3. big upps to h town soreal CRU is still in the running. hope they win the finale but i bet they wont because SOME RACIST PRODUCER wont want asian groups to win 2 years in a row.you know how the story goes. so the title will PROBABLY GO to bboys SUPERKR3W.and theyre cool.just...not...the total package...whatever america..this is your show.right??right??

WRONG.

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